The Last Mowing of the Lawn

The days have become shorter than the nights, the frost is our frequent friend, and the summer green has left the trees. I blew the leaves off the yard and mowed the grass for the last time this year.

frost on grass

I love mowing the grass. So, it’s a sad event, this last mowing of the grass. The changing of the seasons from life to death to new life again in the spring. Mowing the lawn with my push mower is so simple and good exercise. The smell of fresh cut lawn is invigorating. I like to lean on my deck railing to admire the beauty of the lawn after the mowings. God has given me a wonderful gift in the lawn that we have. Thank you, Lord.

The first mowing on May 17th until today has been just over 5 months. Only 7 more months before I start mowing the grass again. I can’t wait!

Javascript

Alas, semester two of four in my Internet Tech/Multimedia degree is finished and I’m relaxing between semesters by learning Javascript. Naturally, I never really learn everything that I need during the class so I like to do extra-curricular research between semesters.

w3schools.com has a tutorial on Javascript that is only helpful if you already know what you are doing. I’m conquering the “Javascript Bible” but figured the DIY exercises may be helpful for practice. Indeed, this is a great way to learn.

I’m currently trying to figure out if a switch will take non-numbers as its expression – that’s the parameter within the ().

Macintosh

I just inherited a Macintosh laptop from a friend who has a daughter who just graduated. Her schooling required a Macintosh laptop but it broke so they bought another one. If I could get the old Mac to work then I could use it.

The journey to recover, as it turned out to be, was not easy but it was successful. The obvious issue was a broken screen hindge. However, this did not affect the computer’s performance. There power cord between the wall and the power adapter was missing. I tried Radio Shack and misfitting my video camera cable but none fit properly. I finally took bare, leftover wire from when I built my garage to make the connection. Finally, the power supply was able to reach the computer! But, the old Macintrash would not power on. Hmmm.

Lastly, I took my digital voltmeter and realized that the electricity stopped where the power cord plugged into the computer. The power jack was broken as well. So, I ripped apart the laptop, cut the powercord to expose the wires, and soldered the wires directly to the electrical connectors inside the laptop. It’s really not pretty but it did power up.

Tada! A working Mac – with the exception that my friend has a password login. So, yet another day to wait until I got the password. Now it’s working.

Onto the Macintosh training conveniently provided by for free by Robert Half.

Broken soundboard broken people

Scripture was right when it alluded to our spiritual life as a battle. This week was the kick-off of the Fall Programming – two worship services instead of one, the beginning of AWANA, and the beginning of Youth Group. All three had significant technical issues that required me to jump in and troubleshoot.

Worship Service – we’ve struggled with our monitoring system for as long as I can remember. This week the monitors started crackling so loudly that the vocalists could not hear themselves. Nobody could figure it out. I noticed a brief crackle on Tuesday for AWANA but it went away quickly so I could not isolate the issue. Then on Wednesday for Youth Group the crackle was back. I isolated the crackle between the soundboard and the amps – one of the two were faulty. The crackle went away after ten minutes and there was no time to look further. Thursday it disrupted the worship team. I was out that night so the worship team tried to fix it on their own but to no avail.
I came in on Friday to challenge the monster. Within a half hour I was able to isolate the cause in the soundboard. Channel #14 had been damaged earlier in the year by crossed wires. Somehow, channel #14 started acting up and somehow it got turned on. The fix was simple – turn off channel #14, mute it, and apply warning labels. I’m going to send the soundboard in for repair which will require a loaner replacement.

AWANA – Our worship stage is to the right of the platform but AWANA wanted a puppet show set up center stage with supporting mics. AWANA has their own sound operators but this night was not typical since they were doing a pizza party with parents invited. I set up the stage earlier in the day but when the AWANA techs showed up they could not get the mics to work. I arrived for the program and realized that they had not performed a sound check before the service. The gains were too low as was the master fader. Sound was coming out of the house but the crowd noise drowned it out so the techs thought nothing was working – they did not feel comfortable “cranking” up the volume for fear of feedback. It was now “showtime” and no sound. Yikes. I jumped in and figure out the problem using the visual level indicator and the Mackie “solo” feature. Hours of boredom followed by seconds of terror.

Youth Ministry – Not only did the beastly crackle show up a few hours before the start, but I was relying on several volunteers to do some set-up. The crunch here was new volunteers and volunteers being late. We met the week prior to discuss all the details and all was fine. On Wed my video guys showed up on time but the video girl (teen) was missing. She also had the curtain which was to be used for our video backdrop. There were complications with her ride and she showed up twenty minutes late. The video project did not get completed but we still have a few weeks before it is due. Another set of volunteers thought youth group started later than it did. When they arrived, I had them set up their stuff during the worship time. It all worked out but I was a little frantic trying to compensate for glitches. This is normal for the first night with new volunteers and God intervened on His own behalf. The teens did not notice a thing out of place and the ministry was excellent.

Extensible Markup Language (XML)

Once again I am on a learning quest – the never ending quest to learn web design. This time I just had the impulse to update my personal web site since it uses “old” technology and is table based. I learned CSS based layout from the CLBC web site. However, when I tried to validate my HTML code I kept getting failing scores. My friend, Jesse, informed me that I needed to use all XML code or none at all.

So, I learned the basics of XML coding. It’s easy so don’t be too impressed. Ta Ta for now.

Things I’m proud of but didn’t get credit for doing

What would it look like if a person attempted to take a snapshot photo of someone’s life. Of course, many formal roles and accomplishments would surface. These are the items that appear on a resume, certificate of appreciation, or during a job promotion. Other meaningful items that contribute to the character of a person often go unnoticed.

So, here are some of those hidden yet meaningful things I’m proud of but didn’t get credit for doing.

  • Husband of the world’s most beautiful woman
  • Father of adorable twins
  • Learned new Technology skills such as web design, Adobe software using Total Training DVDs, live sound reinforcement, operation of all technical equipment, etc
  • Built my own house – except the top and garage.
  • Landscaped my vast and beautiful property – including a fountain
  • World traveler to 12 countries
  • Hosted a foreign exchange student from Russia
  • 40% of my responses were chosen as “Best Answer” on Yahoo Questions
  • robsoukup.info ranked #1 in a Google search for “Rob Soukup” in July 2007
  • Taught many teens how to drive a standard transmission car.

Beautiful Day

I went golfing with a bunch of Youth Pastors from the southern Evangelical Free Churches in Wisconsin. It was great and the director was generous enough to treat me to free golf and lunch. Those E Free guys are great. It was a great day too.

Golf with E Free Youth Pastors

So I mowed the lawn today around 8:30 pm. The temperatures are getting cold. It was 58 degrees while I was mowing. I could see my breath in front of me. Now that’s just plain crazy.

Happy 4th of July

patriotic family

Our family went to the Independence Day parade this morning. There was a “kiddy” parade before the main parade. The kiddy parade consisted of a police car, a boy scout troup of seven boys, and two yellow buses. That was it. We showed up with the twins an hour early to see the kiddy parade. My guess is that we were in the wrong place at the right time.

The main parade was great. The twins are now in the phase where they don’t like loud noises. Poor girls had to cover their ears for every fire truck and redneck pickup truck that went by. However, they loved the candy. By the end of the parade they were covered in sticky goo from Tootsie Rolls and grape suckers. What fun.

loud

There was a huge thunderstorm that lasted all but fifteen minutes. Yet it dumped buckets of water on my lovely grass. I was taking a nap when the rain arrived. My intention, of course, was to mow the grass after my nap. I guess this is why the Bible warns us to redeem the time and to consider the ant and to work while it is yet day…etc. I’ll take a nap over cutting the grass anyday.

I am having summer Bible study tonight. Who knows how many students will show up – if any. Nonetheless, I’m gong through with it all the same. I’m sure God has it figured out.